ESPZEN Sunday League Season 30
2019-Jul-21 03:00 PM
Bendemeer Sec School

Hilderinc Twā Football Club 1 vs 6 Hibernians Social Football Club




Bad performance

*Ominous music plays*    Narrator:  Somewhere in the heart of Mount Hib, Ch'dash stood stoic, where a ring of goblin warlocks stood around a great fire overlooking a pit dug deep into the earth. The smell of burnt wood and decaying plant matter, mingled with the damp and heavy air of the cave. Piles of bones litter the muddy floor...   “Oh toss off you stupid, pencil-lipped idiot!”, yelled Ch’dash as he burst into the recording suite, holding the script.    “You narrated this shit last week and we got whacked 6-2!”   “Wasn’t it 7-2?”   “Shut up!”   “So what do you want me to do? I’m just reading what the writer gave me”   Ch’dash paused for a moment, then started scribbling something on the script.    “Here, screw the writer and read this. I’m going back on set!”    Ch’dash spins around and turns to one of his goblin PAs.   “Where’s my peppermint mocha frep? And S’teveJon! Where the hell is makeup? I need a touch up!”, Ch’dash screams down the corridor as he storms out of the recording suite.    The narrator looks at the revised script and glances back at the producer, the who gives him a shrug.    “Threw his dummy out again? Wish he didn’t spend that much time with Gory...”   “Gary”, corrects the producer    “Gary?”   “Gary”   “You sure it’s not someone else Mr Rodstrotherbreaker?    “Just listen to me Rorybrownsauce”   “Yes Mr Rodstrotherbreaker. Just one question though”   “What’s that?”   “Why do we have such long names?”   “It’s because we’re Scottish”   “Really?”   “Really”   “Really...?”   “... no. It’s because the writer’s shit. Oh for Scotland’s sake just read the damn script, we’re breaking too many 4th walls here!”   “Oh right! Ahem...” *Ominous music plays*   Rorybrownsauce: The Hibs flipped the script and got their first win of the season by conjuring up a spellbinding dose of youth, speed and technique. The magic involved was mesmerising and it led the opposition on a merry dance, resulting in a 6-1 victory that washed away the sour taste of our previous defeat and a hat trick for motm James Mc.    “How was that?”    “Perfect!”


Hilderinc Twā Football Club 's Man of The Match
Name Jegan Krishnamoorthy
Position Defensive midfield
Hilderinc Twā Football Club 's Red Card

No Red Card Awarded



Hilderinc Twā Football Club 's Scorers
Scorer: Melvin Sim
Position: Defensive midfield
Time of Goal: 60
Assisted by: No Assist
Hibernians Social Football Club 's Man of The Match
Name James Mcllhagga
Position Striker
Hibernians Social Football Club 's Red Card

No Red Card Awarded



Hibernians Social Football Club 's Goal Scorers
Scorer: Alexander Pye
Position: Wide midfield
Time of Goal: 10 mins
Assisted By: Marcus Went
Scorer: James Mcllhagga
Position: Striker
Time of Goal: 20 mins
Assisted By: Kaydash Cheung
Scorer: James Mcllhagga
Position: Striker
Time of Goal: 30 mins
Assisted By: Marcus Went
Scorer: Marcus Went
Position: Full-back
Time of Goal: 40 mins
Assisted By: James Mcllhagga
Scorer: James Mcllhagga
Position: Striker
Time of Goal: 50 mins
Assisted By: Kaydash Cheung
Scorer: Kaydash Cheung
Position: Striker
Time of Goal: 60 mins
Assisted By: Alexander Pye





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